What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.