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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!