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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.