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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.