He got a way with words.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Sparkie.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Because he's Baroque.
People that would use said word can't read.
You can see the definition.