What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.