How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!