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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.