How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.