How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!