How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.