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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!