Thimble Jokes

What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!