How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"