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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)