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How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.