How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.