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Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.