What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.