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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.