What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer