What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!