What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt