What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.