What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.