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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns