Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.