Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.