Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn