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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.