What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....