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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.