What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!