What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!