What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.