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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)