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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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They think outside the box.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)