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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers