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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology