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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.