Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Armageddon Jokes More Armageddon Jokes

What is an amputees favorite movie?

Armageddon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who?

Armageddon getting out of here!