Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.