Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a joke?

My life...

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.