Look ma, no hands!
Stumps
Partial Arts!
I'm as stumped as you are!
Amputee
Timber
He dumped his girlfriend
A Rook-ey mistake.
I stand corrected." -From
A well educated Barista
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
With fade out and to credits.
Exchange him.
Because they're so rare.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
They both spit.
Beeological Warfare
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.