Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.