Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A