Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).