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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.