Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.