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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).