Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Prime Rib Jokes More Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Ken Doll Jokes More Ken Doll Jokes

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.