Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!