Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

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How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

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What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

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