What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Stop playing it cagey!

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.