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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.