What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.