Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times