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Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

How do you get a pool player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.