Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.