Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Pool Player Jokes More Pool Player Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.