What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.