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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!