What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!