What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.