What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.