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Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!