Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!