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Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.