Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

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Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!