Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!