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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!