Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.