Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.