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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.