Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

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Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment