Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there