Ken Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Test-Tickle.

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A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

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Ken came in a different box.

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A furrycanine

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