What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean