Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture