What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads