What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.