What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.