What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!