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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads