Washer? I don't even know 'er!
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Cashews.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Because it was screwed up!
You washer and dryer.
Hand her a shovel
