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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!