Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.