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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.