Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf