A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Bricks get laid.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Plastic Surgery.
There's a clock on the stove.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Follow the litre.
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Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Sister Matic!
