What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.