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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic