Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.