Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

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A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Whats a frogs favourite game?

It's croak-et!

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Money.

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The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.