What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill