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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn