What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.