What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.