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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.