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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.