What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn