Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!