Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle