Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

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What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.