Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens