Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.