Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!