Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter