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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents