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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!