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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...