What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.