What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.