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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!