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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

Gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony