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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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What is the opposite of Polygamy?

Gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.