Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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X marks the pot, matey.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.