Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

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DU-WHY!

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.