Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

Gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony