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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Polygamy Jokes More Polygamy Jokes

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

Gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.