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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Polygamy Jokes More Polygamy Jokes

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

Gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.