What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls