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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo