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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!