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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate