What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.