What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.