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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!