Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.