Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!