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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.