How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.