How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter