Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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