I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
A joke.
Heairs.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Paradise.
Malnutrition.
Xavier
Everywhere
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Because they die in them.
Nothing...
He Freudian slipped.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Offswitch.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
He forgot the safe word
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in there.
They both died when they were really popular.
Because he was baroque.
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
The windshield.
A mis-carriage
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because everyone is dying to get in
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
Mr. T-Bone
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
His name wasn't Paul Driver.
He couldn't Mufasa
Because red shirts die easily.
You Barium.
Ghost buzzards
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Because he was dying to do so.
The baconator
Alone
In a Mau5oleum!
To make them happy before they die.
He slipped
Alone.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
Because we want to!
Because he had a dying light
He forgot his safe word.
Idk!
Artificial intelligence.
Who dies first? No one cares.
RIP in box
Well, that's the edamame.
It went to Detroit.
A Tomartyr
Because they didn't Lajka.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
They barium.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Some Stormtrooper
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
HEAVEN!!
They end up in a shallow grave.
Because, he's just dying to party.
Because everyone does that already.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Because no one would care that he died.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
A mummy bear
Because people are dying to get in!
Neither. It was a tie-die.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Burgertory
Who cares!
They lie still.
Because he was the rightful heir
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
He had a bad heir day
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Nothing.
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
Decomposers
Cause he was fullllly sik m8.
No Biggie.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Paul Walker dies.
Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?
He died on the cross!
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
A cow that can milk itself!
He had tentackles.
He votes!
Well an erection of course.
Pair of medics.
Because his career is in ruins.
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
May Divorce be with you.*
Because "There is no Try."
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Urine trouble.
Because people kept toasting him!
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
They're listening to duckstep!
