I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
A joke.
Heairs.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Paradise.
Everywhere
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Because they die in them.
Nothing...
He Freudian slipped.
Offswitch.
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in there.
They both died when they were really popular.
Because he was baroque.
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
A mis-carriage
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because everyone is dying to get in
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
He couldn't Mufasa
Because red shirts die easily.
You Barium.
Ghost buzzards
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Because he was dying to do so.
The baconator
In a Mau5oleum!
He slipped
Alone.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
Because we want to!
Because he had a dying light
He forgot his safe word.
Idk!
Artificial intelligence.
Well, that's the edamame.
It went to Detroit.
A Tomartyr
Because they didn't Lajka.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
They barium.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Some Stormtrooper
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
They end up in a shallow grave.
Because, he's just dying to party.
Because everyone does that already.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Because no one would care that he died.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
A mummy bear
Because people are dying to get in!
Neither. It was a tie-die.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Burgertory
Who cares!
They lie still.
Because he was the rightful heir
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
He had a bad heir day
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
Decomposers
Cause he was fullllly sik m8.
No Biggie.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
He died on the cross!
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
Idk. (I decay)
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-Nile.
Another pops up.
Well, I guess we better Barium.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud
Alone
He died at such a Jung age.
OH NO!
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Jock itch.
Because old Hobbits die hard...
Because he reached terminal velocity.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Posthumous Prime
His family died.
Barium
He was Cross-Fit.
Because old habits die hard.
Do you even Lyft bro?
Do you even algae-bruh?
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
You need to get ahead of lettuce
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
With ten-tickles
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
It got all sappy
Wave at him
Tim ber"ton
Chopin
He is so misunderstood.
