Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
You've walked out of wife
Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
A centipede
To keep each udder dry.
A Snowman.
It was just a matter of time.
Alone
You Barium.
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)
Dearth Vader
