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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...