What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

Their lips are moving

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.