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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one