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Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.