Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.