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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.