Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...