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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.