Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader