April Sale - 20% Off

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Previous Random Joke Next

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.