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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: