What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.