What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What is life like for a wood worm?

Boring!

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings