What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!