What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.