Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
What is life without a porpoise?
Life eventually ends.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because he was SO-DIMM!
Causal fridays.
Supreme Liter Coke
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo