A Hans free device
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
Supreme Liter Coke
Because he made the First Order!
Because he has always Ben Solo.
Because it's a First Order approximation.
Cause he been solo.
Supreme Liter Coke.
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Just the First Order.
He's Ben Solo his whole life
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
A Kylo Ren Book
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
One with a hoppy ending.
Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*
Because that would be a para-dox.
Because he can't even.
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Because nobody is looking for them.
Mascarpone!
