Kylo Ren Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Cause he been solo.

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.