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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.