Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.