Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.