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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.