Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!