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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*