What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!