What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.