What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell