What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.