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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.